Yes, you can take any role you want, art is art, and all that.

What do I see in that picture, on his lip?

Gaston and his wife have filed a civil lawsuit... after Gaston allegedly suffered emotion(al) and psychological distress and lost wages.”

Tiger, stripes, etc.

New?

I thought the answer was “wear your shortest skirt and your biggest tits.”

Article II, section3: he shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed, and shall commission all the officers of the United States.

After the report came out, the Justice Democrats called on Pelosi to condemn the remarks.

probably because of Nazis.

Bowling and Smith, confident they had nothing to hide, told Wester to go ahead and search the car...

And the allergy lawsuits begin...

Your opinion is irrelevant. The laws are equally applied, or they are not. Bail is not punishment and is not to be construed as such. It is only supposed to apply to minimize the risk of flight. As it is unlikely he will be allowed complete freedom (unlikely, hell -it’s impossible) all this hand-wringing over what he…

As a teenager, I wanted to be a muse because I so badly wanted to be desired.

Chatting about addiction is not exactly easy when you’re a working bartender.

Popeyes is to KFC what road kill is to surströmming.

GS is looking for love in all the wrong places. Some of us adore skinny dudes.

“Kentuckians voted for Donald Trump because they wanted to drain the swamp and lower prescription drug prices,”

What the fuck does her occupation have to do with ANY of this? You are implying that you’d be okay with this if she was a prostitute or a CEO.

Yeah, but Harry Ceramista wouldn’t have sold as well...

Good Lord, that is fucking hilarious. The fact that Uncle Thomas is a brain-dead whitey-ass-kissing sack of partisan shit is well known. He is clearly and fundamentally incompetent. Also well known.