Way back in the days of vinyl, the station I worked at had a 12 inch of What’s Opera, Doc. I played it on my classical show, and got the highest ratings almost ever.

The animation is NOT the same. Something’s different.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the best fried chicken has not been made since 1990, when my grandmother died.

My sincerest apologies for the eventual poisoning of your children.

pattern and embroidery belonging to communities from Tenango de Doria and the Isthmus of Tehuantepec,

I’m curious - how far back does an ancestor’s crime have to be before it’s not my fucking fault he/she did it? When do I get to treat people like shit because I disagree with what their great X 14th grandfather did? Who decides which group will be our next scapegoat?

Have they solved the eventually-it-gets-all-gross-and-sticky problem that most silicone mat-like things have?

Have they solved the eventually-it-gets-all-gross-and-sticky problem that most silicone mat-like things have?

And minty cake frosting for your enemies!

Fuck that, and fuck her. Seriously. If a man complained about all the bitchy menstruating women there, he would have been lynched.

It’s important for kids to see plastic dicks on TV.

But not as an “ally”—since I believe that’s a title that’s earned instead of some self-congratulatory participation trophy—but as a well-intended, decent human being.

Fifty-three percent of white women in the U.S. voted for Donald Trump in 2016

You really think this juvenile tripe is helping, don’t you?

Demographics aren’t a bitch if you don’t misuse them. Old people are not the problem. Stupid people are.

Texas Republicans are reportedly starting to worry that their once-reliably red state could be on the verge of turning blue—or at least purple—in the not-too-distant future.

You may recall the AG’s immortal line in the initial complaint: “The Constitution’s protection of religious liberty is somehow even better than Chick-fil-A’s chicken.”

The absurd connection between the initial point and the “ironic twist” is downright racist.

Any particular reason that this is written by a person with no dick?

A story about crowding in an aquarium that leads to death is overlooked because you found some stupid-ass “feminist” take on it?

I simply can’t believe you are as stupid as this would indicate.