That’s because all these titles are passed down through the male line, because this whole circus is about patrilineal descent.

How else am I going to slip and fall on my ass while keeping my brownies from gluing themselves to the pan?

A partial list:...

Trump does not hate; Trump only loves.

Allegation is a word and it has meaning.

momentus

Reports haven’t released the race of the teens involved…but we can probably take an educated guess.

Babies are not made of glass.

(...rummaging around on the internet to find J. McNaughton’s website... can’t wait for all the funny...)

Don’t make that “I’m not one of those white women” faces because, yes, you are and you’re complicit for not grabbing your auntie, grandmother, mother, white female co-worker’s hand and guiding them at the polls.

Law enforcement officials say that the public was never in any danger, noting that they had him undercover the entire time they gathered their evidence.

And that’s why rents are so damn high here in San Francisco.

Car reg tax is specifically designed to get fossil-fuel eaters off the streets.

Normals are normal in the same way.

And that’s the main problem with the idiocy that is identity politics. You judge people according to your prejudices about the labels you assign to them and can’t see the actual person underneath.

Jesus Christ, man. At least TELL people, even if you refuse to do it yourself, to get checked out for sleep apnea first. These are a literal fucking band-aid over the problem, and you will be slowly killing yourself if you wait.

Jesus Christ, man. At least TELL people, even if you refuse to do it yourself, to get checked out for sleep apnea…

This is irresponsible journalism at it’s lowest!

My bet: the school administrators are pissed off at her for publishing the story without pictures.

Headline is misleading click-bait, and almost reaches bullshit status.

Headline is misleading to the point of being bullshit.