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Why not do what I do? Buy bacon that isn’t sick so you don’t have to cure it.

Not fucking people you don’t know will make all of this easier.

None of them give two kra’apapupus about their culture. This is all about money.

Your earlobes are made of fat.

He’s an asshole. Any claims he made about contemplating a run for office was bullshit he used to piss off his loyal opposition. His loyalty is to his bottom line.

Pilate wasn’t the executioner.

That’s why you should use a high SPF (Superficial Passing Factor) skin cream.

Did you happen to notice that NONE of those things were glorified, and were in fact ridiculed? Lear was well ahead of his time on that.

Dems running in 2020 don’t want to touch impeachment with a 10-foot stick:

It seems that we have had a lot of questionable content during Weed Week...

Sounds about white.

Knickers? After paying $260 for that thing, who can afford knickers?

I must assume at this point you are a child. And a pretty shitty child at that.

Congrats. You’ve out-idioted your own self.

Hold off on celebrating until they tell you the new name.

Melania does not have a great record on smart choices.

There are two Cal Poly campuses.

Any man whacking to a woman built like that clearly wanted to get beaten up. I mean, this is a Zapp v Leela kind of sextupid...

I suppose 150 years ago you’d say the same thing about slavery?