She should have been the new Doctor.

I am not you.

I suppose the best thing to do now is to judge people solely on a single picture on the internets, combined with decades of thinly disguised racially charged bullshit posing as racial enlightenment, and then to shit on those people as if we actually know anything about them.

Right. Because every goddam word out of her mouth is nothing but gospel truth and deep wisdom...

Alludes. Not eludes.

Jesus, what complete idiocy. I don’t even know where to start... oh, wait, yes I do: “The Thin Blue Line Act essentially makes police officers a protected class...”

You forgot “D) attempting to impress people with the books you have.” It is unseemly to directly address one’s own genius, so one uses one’s library to do so indirectly. The same way one rewrites a pefectly cromulent sentence just so one can use “one” instead of I and me even when one knows it’s not really required -…

A HAMMER?!?! You Philistine! A hammer will bruise the hersheyphenols and nestleoxidants, reducing olfactory stimulation by as much as four percent.

A neighbor threw his out because his boyfriend melted the plug.

There’s a vaccine for that.

But now somebody says antioxidants cause cancer. Does this work by giving your zits tumors?

They weren’t divorced and the headline was written by a fool.

Rights do not exist simply because they are enumerated in the Constitution.

I submit that, under the current administration, “Barf Bag” is no longer an adequate title, and that this space be renamed “Honey Wagon” until we get a functioning executive branch.

Are they sure it’s a penis picture?

The socialism (not communism, as anybody past the fifth grade knows) that she pushes is working fine in such socialist shitpits as most of Scandinavia. Maybe you should take your own advice.

No impeachment. Here’s why:

Brainless little shits could use a fucking history lesson.

California just got rid of cash bail.

That is an old hand-me-down from Grace Jones, who used to wear it when lounging around doing nothing special...