Hope they’re handing out Pepsi, too.

“Sessions clearly means to win by being the most high-handed, outraged bastard in the room.”

I love her. She flustered him and it gave me life.

Was that McCain who tried to check Harris, at one point? The other day, he sounded like he got sucker punched right before he started talking and was making no sense, but today, his old ass jumping into the mix like he trying to take a bullet for Mr. Jeff with his old Country Time Lemonade sipping ass.

Sessions: “Sen’ta, I’m just a simple country lawyer who may not be familiar with some of these alleged Roosian things that I did or didn’t do or the President did or didn’t do but I do know in my heart of hearts that there is priveleged information that certain laws prevent me from me from disclosing”

Well, he’s kinda right. But we did shit jobs for 200 years without pay.  

well, shit. i could’ve possibly ran into you. i got called for jury duty but i got out of it.

5) If I think mutts are the best type of dog (why yes I do!) and why.

“What house is he in again???

It’s so weird...there are so few pictures where Dolt 45 is smiling. Yet here, when everyone else is looking so miserable, he looks like he just heard that he’ll be getting four scoops of ice cream.

Once when I was a building manager, I was signing a lease with a nice young man from France. His English wasn’t the best so he brought a nice French lady along to make sure he understood everything.

WHY IS HIS JACKET NEVER BUTTONED?!?!? The only time we are allowed to unbutton our uniform jackets is when we are sitting down (just the bottom button, to keep the jacket from riding up and wrinkling). He DOES IT ALL THE TIME to show off his badly-tied tie. *twitches*

Eric Trump as Lurch, Spicer as Cousin Itt, Bannon as Uncle Fester, KellyAnne as GrandMama or GTFO.

Because Daddy’s little realdoll there is your fucking Princess and you will worship her, you fucking peasant.

This is some savage papal shade right here. Like, “you are an abomination of a human being who is actively working against everything I have dedicated my life to bring into this world, but I am required to receive you because you inexplicably are a head of state”-level shade.

“What do I give him to eat? Well, he mostly just grabs whatever he wants.”

Oh man, look at that face on Melania. She is so not here for this FLOTUS shit. Remember when we had a First Lady that actually liked being the first lady? And also didn’t swat her husband’s hand away like it was covered in wasps?  

BUTTON YOUR FUCKING JACKET

Trump actually did a good job hiding his seething rage over the Vatican being much bigger and gaudier than Mar-a-Lago.