Thank you for the Saturday afternoon “reading” of yet another aesthetic challenged being. Good heavens- I want her red dresses! Yes!

Yeeesssss! Thank you for this.

And they sh*t bricks if there’s a possibility of losing it!

Geez Louise! Like a bored little rich kid wandering a mansion with nothing to do.

“

Get. Your. Feet. Off. That. Couch.

“I thought, “She’s kinda cute in a Nazi-bootleg-Khaleesi-I-bet-she-smells-like-dragon-pee-and-hot-dog-water kinda way.”” First thing I noticed was the bathroom. What. Is. That. Mess.

Somebody take her Black Card, please!

“Betcha wish you’d kept ON sucking Donald Faison’s peen, now huh??” dang gurl!!! Vicious

And there’s #10: you are the only two black peeps in a social situation and you receive that Uber-impersonal gaze that slides over and off you...

She is absolutely beautiful!

Please tell me these two did NOT reproduce!

 “This whole thing is really entertaining,” he said.

“

Couldn’t finish the video. “What do you see?” the narrator intones. I see scary people.

Some perverse bragging rights. “Our daughter has been knocked up by two-timing celebrity and now she’s rich?”

My heart just melted....

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Damn! Well I feel you. My mother is black, my father is black, I’m black. My mother voted for John McCain for the most emotional reasons—”I remember when you were in middle-school and you said that if there was a draft [that included women], you didn’t feel a moral obligation to serve and you’d leave the country...”…

Honestly, men are freaking hilarious at times. Sooooo who raises (and supports $$$) the child (or children—hey could be twins if that sperm is uber-mighty!) after a successful pregnancy? ‘Cause babies be expensive, yo.