Wait, did the French president just give a little head bob at the beginning?!!

The smirk on Dana Loesch’s face (ad and on CNN) is revolting.

The Zen Dog website is giving me anxiety. There are NO prices posted—you have to call. So if you have to ask, you probably can’t afford them.

This photograph. EEEEEEeeeeeewwww!!!

Everlane doesn’t sell clothes past a size 12.

Thank you! Classy! Yessssss!

You had me at John Boyega. That trailer...more frightening than any zombie movie.

Yup. That look: “I’m too tired of this mess to even laugh (hysterically).”

Very Nice. But I think Michele Obama has had enough of that particular political area (and who could blame her?). We have to let her go, Jezzies! But wait...Barack Obama as FIRST/SECOND GENTLEMAN!

“I mean, comparing Harris to Sen. Elizabeth Warren is like putting a quilted, floral-print cozy over a postmodern, sleek, stainless steel Helena tea kettle: We appreciate the sentiment, but, really, it’s quite able to hold its own heat, thank you very much.” Insert GIF of a standing ovation for this paragraph here.…

SAVAGE! And the comment about “marrying a model who doesn’t even want to sleep in the same city as you.” DAMN!

The look of adoration as opposed to the absent-minded “where-are-you” hand grab. SWOOOOON.

Stylish as always on the “44 FLOTUS!”

NOOOOOOOO! Because there will be no “ripping”—unless he bends over the wrong way.

Yes, and then “45" would sue the bejesus out of her and she’d be destitute.

AAAAnnnd Barack Obama takes the FLOTUS’s hand and kisses it. Yessssssss!

That look: “why am I with this man?” Is nearly everything. She’s clearly was the brains in the marriage.

Ooooh! Forgot about the “Trudeau block!” Ha! Ha! Thanks for this!

Your head is now saved. By the way, my dog loves the food (he has meat allergies).

I cannot thank you enough for this. Swoooooooon!