Todd’s life being ruined by a videogame gave me some strong NewsRadio vibes, specifically Dave’s love affair with Stargate Defender.

i was like what theater in Los Angeles got the screen X, and yup, its a theater in Koreatown.

Great suggestion! You should apply to work for the AV Club.

I’m a little out of touch with NFL games myself. Is Bo Jackson still on the roster?

Well, I guess embedded gifs are a thing now. I apologize to everyone in advance.

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how to not be gray? Please! (This is Scrawler, by the way. Kinja won’t let me be myself.)

Good for them. Now UNGRAY me you goddamn cruel bastards!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Nothing is ever too fucked up, or hopeless for....

Wouldn’t you be?

And Mark Sanchez threw an INT. So, both Cowboy backup QBs performing to expectation.

The Bills have highlights?

If you didn’t make the playoffs and had to fire your top 3 coaches, maybe you shouldn’t put together a highlight reel.

Is it because Tyrod Taylor hasn’t drunkenly body-slammed any tables this year?

THE BABY THAT WON THE RICE RACE IS MY NIECE

They practice at home.

(NFL spokesperson Brian McCarthy told Deadspin that the league’s “investigative team tried unsuccessfully to speak to the woman in the fall of 2014 and again in 2015. They were told by counsel that she did not want to speak to them. In addition, contact information for both counseling and security personnel from…

I think you’ve had enough Randy.

But was he smoking weed? Cuz that would be a major problem.

In an email, Bassi says the money will be used to have an “alcohol expert testify in her custody case.” Bassi sets that cost at $4600