If Romo needs a recharge for his career, I am sure Philadelphia will provide the batteries.

Why not play Sanchize here in a meaningless game? I don’t get it.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were

Years ago in my late 20's I was pursuing a successful tech career by doing what I thought was all the right things when I got a call at work. It was 9am and my best friend said he was wearing a tiny elephant trunk and a matador hat. He had just got home from a George Clinton concert.

Obligatory:

I don’t want a goldfish.

Thanks McGruff.

If I had magical powers, I would use them to do things like teleport that guy to a Primus concert right in the middle of the show and then teleport him back just before the end. I bet he wouldn’t even notice.

The kid is obviously ripped on shrooms, acid, moly, whatever. That look on his face is classic mind-blown-by-drugs.

your cat died

I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea

I don’t seem to recall saying Phish sucks now. They are still a blast. However, I was young and it was new for me from ‘97-’00 when I was seeing them a lot.

Who says white people have no culture?

English Settlement is an underrated album.

If you didn’t see Phish in the 90s you missed out maaaaaan.

He’s so baked, he thinks he’s at a Ghostface Killah show.

2016 CANT STOP THIS GUY

Why is Pony Boy Curtis at a Phish concert?

that’s just the face everyone makes when they feel good about hood

seeing pics of myself fucked off MDMA on facebook is horrible enough, I can’t even imagine seeing a god damn video of myself on deadspin