Bottom line is Papi jacked a lot of dongs to get where hes at today.

Papi is a lock because no one wants to hear Red Sox fans whine about it

People also read Deadspin for stories about bears.

We’re all stuck together on this crazy rock :)

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

We have the worst economy in decades with over 90 million Americans fallen out of unemployment statistics they’ve been out of work so long.

Why would the Jets want him? They’re loaded at QB! Fitz, Geno, Petty, Hackenberg. What more could you want?

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.

He was muslim, yah dingus.

I have a hard time reconciling my feelings about Curt Schilling with the fact that he’s a piece of shit. The Northeast has an inferiority complex, and I’m all the way on board.

“Not bad.”

A-Rod lives on a golf course. Cool.

I see he edited out the last part where Jason Varitek shows up and punches her in the face.

If A-Rod’s (barf) daughter becomes an MLB player that would be pretty cool. I hope to see something like that in my lifetime. I’ll still hate A-Rod.

Unfortunately, she’s more into unicorns than centaurs. But don’t worry, A-Rod will teach her how it works in the MLB.

I didn’t even know he had a band.

Ryan’s understatedness is just trying to emulate his surnamesake.

should have called it The Assholes

I didn’t think a single minute of “Nice Guys” was boring or padded. Finally an action movie that didn’t come out of a damn comic book. Plus, there are babes swimming around in aquarium.

This is an awful opinion.