WINNING: Something that happens with other football teams in other cities. GO GPODAWUND.

Football Team-ish (see Cleveland Browns)

Can you make a list of all the things Katie Nolan is allowed to criticize?

This is bullshit. You learn about sports the same way you learn about anything else: watching, doing and discussing. My grandmother is more informed than most of what passes for experts on ESPN. My mom and myself are rushing to our first holiday stop so we can watch football. Plus, you know good and damned well you…

“A man” is setting yours sights pretty high, Emma. Have you considered a “journeyman?”

While watching a Dodgers game on tv, the announcer gave an update on the players who are on the DL (disabled list). My wife asked why so many players were on the down-low.

Your joke gets a sad trombone. A sad, rusty trombone.

Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard?

In fact, anyone who wants to pay the $350 application fee and submit a highlight reel can try to earn a spot

SBNation’s SEO-bait headline was even more golden

Dear Reporters,

Great idea: Call the spring league the USFL and see if the new president will get involved.... oh wait a sec... forget it.

IS NOTHING SACRED TO THE RUSSIANS?!?!

The NFL is reportedly considering launching a rival league with real players. Sources suggest that the Jets, Browns, Rams and Vikings could be relegated to form a spring American Championship.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

I just want to say a big thank you to whoever finally removed that god awful fish with teeth devil-thing that was haunting my “you might also like” bar on the left. THANK YOU!

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

“I took a shot.”

It’s not even my birthday.