Hey, TV can still be a career killer if you’re like me and spend all day watching it when you should be working.

You gotta watch the movies and TV shows he isn’t making.

This can backfire, though. I can’t count the number of times I’ve had retirees ruin a movie for me.

The pilot is bad, but the series course corrects as early as episode 2. I was a fan right from the start and was really confused by the critical reaction,it seemed like none of the reviews at the time (and to a large extent, the audience reaction) went deeper than that pilot.

Oof... I better start looking for parking now.

The “Iron Flag rappers”? Why in God’s name would you reference one of their worst albums?

I mean if a few people had to die so we could get Odelay then who am I to complain!

Louis CK didn’t write “Sexx Laws”, though, soooo...

I’d take her out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

But he’s METHOD ACTING! You know, by using the method of being a complete asshole!

We’re all grey down here!

Welp, I guess this our new reality. To the grays with me!

What in the actual fuck did I just watch.

Later this afternoon:

Later this afternoon...

The man is unfit for the uniform!

Looks like the wheels have fallen off this Taylor!

Cool baby, bro.

Shit, did I forget to turn on my withering sarcasm font again?

Right, like what the fuck does the NFL even have to do with this? It’s always the NFL doing this, I never hear anything about the MLB or NBA sticking its ass into court cases like this (though I could just be obliviously unaware of legal tampering in those leagues).