I dunno, this guy kinda sounds like the man.

:(

I don’t think any of us was expecting them to say that.

I’m just ranting at nobody in particular. Don’t mind me.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

Please, I love me some Phish, but they WISH they were as great as XTC.

Wooks gonna wook.

And how!

“Our nation’s insecurity is deplorable”

I’m also from New England, but I’d hope anybody, anywhere would agree with your “Fuck A-Rod” stance.

And colors! I forgot what colors other than orange and teal looked like!

Counterpoint: while it’s no “Whiplash”, which was so good it made me jizz in my pants, “La La Land” is enchanting and magical. Not as enchanting and magical as “Swiss Army Man”, but what is!

THERE GOES MY HERO

“Go Packers.”

I’m shocked! SHOCKED!

Marshawn Lynch: A Fresh of Breath Air

That’s not fair, Ryan won almost half the time!

Rex will be back on his feet in no time!

AWHOOOO, WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

It’s more the shocking level of condescension. This seriously looks like it was pitched by some 1960s “Mad Men” ad execs.