Cussing, belching, and drinking are pretty much the three things that keep me going.

Jesus Christ, does this mean we gotta make way for Emperor Jed York in 2040?

“$350 application fee? I didn’t even pay that much to apply to Harvard!” ~ Ryan Fitzpatrick

Let off some steam, Bennett!

Now that doesn’t sound like the Donald Trump that I know!

Zodiac confirmed.

aka “Whose Disgusting Soup Chin is This?”

They released Hernandez before they even knew what charges were being filed!

John Lennon was a neglectful father, a spousal abuser, a reductive political thinker, and all around douchebag... but yeah, I agree with you there.

“...but if the Chargers move and start winning big there will be plenty of disgruntled fans that will come around.”

Unlike a real Christmas tree, real wives are much easier to strap to the roof of your Honda Civic.

I live in Hawthorne just a few blocks south of where the proposed Rams/Chargers stadium is going to go. I’ve only lived in Hawthorne for a year, and have only lived in LA in general for three years (New England transplant, ya fuckers! We’re everywhere!), but still, nothing derives more irrational anger and hatred from…

Counterargument: Fuck this guy, though.

Why in the world did Kyle Orton abandon this team? THESE ARE HIS PEOPLE!

I think you just pitched “The Longest Yard”...

Her character is the most narcissistic on TV, and there’s a lot of schadenfruede to be had from watching her ruin all of her relationships and blaming everybody but herself. Like Tauromachy said, it’s very “Seinfeld”, and I like that there’s an anti-hero show out there that’s largely a cast of women.

The only way I can enjoy “Girls”, which I truly love, is by pretending Lena Dunham isn’t a real person and avoiding all of the post-show interviews that they air immediately following each episode. The show is great, but it’s sullied whenever Dunham rants and raves about how Hannah is supposed to be relatable... She…

Beats by Dre just released an updated ad for Richard Sherman.