The fact that he's literally the only person on this whole website who calls me "Ghost" usually gives it away. I don't think he knows that D. Boon was a real person. I also assume that when somebody downvotes every comment I make on any given article that it's him.

PAW!!

Tina? Uh, I think you mean Dina.

I haven't seen or heard of a single one of these! This is an outrage! Who out there will represent my interests in shit gettin' blowed up real good, Adam Sandler farting, and some good ol' fashioned American fagbashing?!

Conley sighting, sound the alarms!

Because, as everybody knows, what's the Holocaust without any excitement?

THAT'S THE JOKE.

The funny thing is that the Galaxy games are, without argument, far more accomplished than Sunshine and they are arguably more fun to play, but I don't have any strong memories associated with that series the way I do with the Gamecube game.

Agreed. In a lot of ways, the Gamecube feels like the last real Nintendo console. I hate to call the Wii and the Wii U gimmicky, but damn if that's not what it feels like.

Mario Sunshine was the prettiest game I had ever played up to that point. Even the Mario Galaxy games don't feel as fully-realized as Sunshine was.

The problem with Nintendo is that they seem completely uninterested in exploring any new properties or ideas. What they've been doing for the past ten years is just taking their current roster, especially their Mario and Metroid characters, and spinning them off into genre games. Metroid is especially frustrating. Metr…

I'm eating a turkey sandwich right now, and the girl turkey in that picture is looking pretty shapely…

I love a broad, and you I'd like to massage!

If anybody needs me, I'll be in my Angry Dome!