This occured when he was living in a van and working at a restaurant where he said he did bare minimum in order to afford weed and food. I am like 95% positive he’s the kind of guy who would say that because he was a wasteful pothead and was magically able to get his act together when he was cast in a movie by someone…

If memory serves correct it’s the one in NY at the Sony Playstation Theater and Andrew Rannells was there to make fun of the theater.

he’s just a sucker for all random offshoot Christianities. His wiki says he used to be a missionary for Jews for Jesus

a recent live episode- like in of the last 3 weeks

I wonder if the Homewrecker in question is the guy who had sex with Gage while Jeff Lewis watched, as per that boots on the ground from Bitch Sesh

Completely off topic- what the shit is his hairline doing in this? It looks like someone used a magic marker to trace a dinner plate and did it unevenly. 

For a minute I thought James St. James was also molested by Michael Jackson,That director is just butch JSJ

the fact that his first instinct is to mimic Nixon is the clearest sign you could possibly have that he’s corrupt.

I went to a Catholic highschool with a native American mascot (Warriors). They changed the logo in the 90s to an abstract drawing instead of a realistic face and changed actual mascot to some wierd angry musclebound redhead.

Edit- NM. 

My dads side had 2 college educated parents and 8 kids. The moment my grandma set up residence in Florida her children just stopped attempting college (final 3 kids). Even the one who didn't move to Florida with her. That is the impact of Florida in my mind

Get ready for florida to start instituting life probation and counting that as not completing terms of sentence. it can happen. in MI if you’re convicted of a 1st Degree Criminal Sexual Conduct they can make you wear a tether for life (Mich Penal Code 520(b)(2)(d)

Fuck. got that one wrong. http://mbetutorial.blogspot.com/2013/02/mbe-fast-fact-arson.html

traumatic Bar review flashbacks are telling me there’s a really stupid distinction for arson to be charged that’s about whether the harm to the building is cosmetic damage and one is structural. One is Scorching and the other is Charring. I think the cosmetic is char

While showering today I randomly thought about Winnie Harlow saying Top Model didn’t help her and I couldn’t figure out why i would think about that randomly at 7 am and now i’m terrified Andy Cohen has figured out how to transmit shit into my brain to prepare his shows for better viewing. 

It could just be a combo of different appearance issues. Both he doesn’t want to look like a criminal in court and he doesn’t want to be seen as a problem who makes them deal with the transportation issues and instead seems like a good cooperative boy

please be that person. I just jumped on the ASSOL part that i never bothered to differentiate.  Also went to a lawschool that Scalia probably wouldn’t even acknowledge as a school so it’s better than mine. give them credit for their bad choices. 

I listen to it specifically because I can’t watch Real Housewives for the same reasons I can’t watch Game of THrones.  There’s just too much sitting around and building up to the actual events when compared to the actual fucking event. Therefore I just use recaps to fill in anything i don’t understand from the…

All mentions of The Antonin Scalia Law School should contain a remainder that originally it was named the Antonin Scalia School of Law until George Washington University realized then that their acronym was going to be ASSOL which was too close to revealing itself to be an entire institution full of assholes.

they mentioned on Bitch Sesh that the old production team left and the one that filmed this last season didn’t allow her to have special input into editing process and that’s why she avoided shit.