Okay but if it really is his kid,  Isn’t there some kind of ethics issues of just having your kid be your intern for years?  like don’t you at least have to have another congressperson hire them so you can claim they got it on merit?

Literally- how many random American Idols are brought in for a spell to boost sales for a month on Broadway.

Listening to the song I kept trying to figure out if She would be more respected if she were a Man and I can’t figure out what man if any inhibits a similar space as her? I can only think of Justin Timberlake and the more I think about i guess she’s absolutely right because like - I don’t remember respecting his music…

he says 75k to hit the court’s jurisdiction. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/28/1332

He wouldn’t be in jail and you know this. Noone Rich and important goes to Jail. Ollie North was a glorified drug mule and is paid by FoxNews to be sanctimonious without doing a day of a sentence that got overturned. Dinesh D’Souza, Joe Arpiao. Everyone knew of all the prior financial crimes Trump has done and no one…

As part of the Trump Dynasty, they made him get the same over-sized shoulder pads as the rest of the family - but since he’s super slim it makes him look just more alien. 

Having lived in Michigan the majority of my life, and spent a decent amount of time in Traverse City area - I am not shocked that a Northen Michigan woman’s libido would be tied to her husband’s hat wearing. It is her hair that’s supposed to be wild and free on on the back of his snow mobile. He should basically live…

What blows my mind is that from what I understand - usually people who buy mega homes like this buy it with furniture included because it’s hard to find all the shit to fill a home, especially one with absurd room dimensions,  so you keep what’s livable and replace some.  What exactly do you KEEP here?

Attorney is Geoffrey Fieger. Not George (unless he has some unspoken of son). he’s a super notorious in every sense of that word. 

I had to bring my two younger cousins to their older sister’s “performance club” recital. The 6-7 year olds did a song from Cats, I assume the opening. We were sitting in the way back, high up in the bleachers and the kids did go into the audience for like the first two rows. The moment they left the stage my…

I voted but her emails, but moreso because i want to cancel the democrats replying it to any terrible thing that Trump and his admin does with sneering “but her emails” memes. We all know that they didn’t actually care about her emails and it was a ruse. Noone actually still thinks it was a relevant issue. the joke is…

The only way I can continue to stomach American Politics is if we just created Republican Flavor of love where Trump created nicknames for all the Republican House and Senate members and then provided them with Clocks at the end of the week for who remained in his good graces.

I’m sorry- Sara Lee’s parent company is Bimbo Bakeries?, I feel like if the writers had that knowledge the sketch would be even better.

not every murderer is psychotic. If that was true then everyone would get leniency because they are insane.

My favorite day in my very short career in publishing involved buyback schemes. My shitty boss conned this business guy into “writing” a book she was was adamant needed a 10 steps kind of title and got him to do a targeted buy campaign to get on the Business best seller list. Day of publication it came out and made…

Life without parole is essentially an acknowledgement that there is no rehabilitative effort that is going to be involved with the prisoner because it is assumed they can never get out.Here in Michigan the life without parole sentence has been extremely abused against people for commiting crimes at age 16 where the…

Okay but where’s the part where he talks about the psychological techinque of discipline where you smack your adult son for trying to go to a baseball game in normal clothes?

It’s just very strange. For someone who has like, such a documented struggle with addiction and needing complete removal to have some dude come in and be like “no but really i know you have like, 20 years of this but i know so much better” is strange.

“and he justifies these high prices by saying that because of taxes and tithing he must charge more for the sake of his family’s survival.” If he’s basically started his own church his tithing is just too himself to make a portion of his income inaccessible to taxes. wtf is this?

It’s weird because Nico Tortorella just wrote a book and the publicity angle was a story about how Ashton Kutcher called him out for using coke at a business event and was fucking up. To hear he doesn’t believe that alcohol addiction exists is a strange 2nd side to that story? Like was he fine with thecoke just not at…