somebody needs some etgar keret in their lives.

She’s already buddy buddy with Ben Folds. Write a bunch of “One down”s and when she’s accrued like 30 songs they refuse to release come back and show that you have the music post judgement and are attempting to abide by court but he won’t approve shit. Then you have better proof of creative stifling and Dr. Luke’s…

“While none of the women I talked to have filed formal complaints with police accusing Kilstein of any criminal behavior,....” because nothing criminal actually happened?

I had to google the name to confirm because I assumed I must have been wrong thinking that was Britney S. Pierce from Glee. Maybe once they cast Simone Biles they were like “Shit, we can’t just toss away another season to a gymnast, let’s make this interesting”

I was a clerk at the prosecutor’s office in Wayne County last summer and had a few chances to be in 502. My cousin has also done jury duty there. I can say definitively Judge Qianna lillard is the shit. she sounds like she’s hosting an imaginary tea party but she comes down HARD anyone who tries to fuck with the…

Ya. But she’s the most famous female impersonator I could think of

not burlesque. Just Female Female impersonation. It’s bigger on the west coast than the east. For semi-successful version, See Wendy Ho

A physician surgeon with a law degree = someone smart enough to avoid the title “nere do well” without actually earning substantial income for years

I thought a song about a quick hookup was absolutely appropriate for George Michael. They cut the part out where he implies they don’t even go to a room but just fuck in his car.

Jennifer Holliday. WTF

Pretty sure the exclusion of Chic is more anti-disco sentiments in general than female exclusion.

I love that each one of the people she will talk about, they go to one of her shows and then ask to come backstage to kiss the ring and bow at the throne. Just making sure everyone knows Mariah will not go out of her way to learn about you.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let her have a super hot take on Captain Fantastic.

when i was 10 and she did her comedy central presents bit in leather suit like she was eddie murphy I was entranced. The presidency of George Bush ruined her. Not that he actually did anything specifically to her, she was just incapable for about 6 years of making jokes cause she just had to scream about how stupid…

These people are not your parents. Stop referring to yourself as a child and maybe the opposition will stop being able to portray you like one.

I think he’s hinging on the fact Baylor doesn’t want to make that full report, which is probably what it would want to defend the suit, cause it would implicate too many other people. I think he’ll take a mid 6 figure settlement and walk

Wait- There’s different fucking FEE STRUCTURES? My school everyone paid the same rate, just the school administration held the right to treat you as a parent like shit because of your religion/creed/working-mother status/divorce/etc.  

For the senior-ish retreat they did at my high school (all boys/catholic/detroit area) the point of the silence is that the school isn’t going to be allowed to take action against you if you say you smoked pot or stole shit and so that people won’t spread embarrassing shit you acknowledge on the retreat within the…

I love that Fox news is willing to go on record that it’s wonderful Perrette is using her faith to get through trauma but still refers to attack as alleged (I Understand the assailant was ruled incompetent to stand tria so they don’t want to say he attacked her without conviction, but they could have restructured the…

Your friend is a main character from “a little life”?