This isn’t special to NYC. They do it for every opening. I got the 52 free coupons (once a week for a year) for the opening of one in Cedar Rapids, IA. The only difference for this one is the zip code thing. One of the organizers in iowa expressed disappointment that so few people (ie, like 90) were there by midnight…

Macomb, not Maycomb

The first sentence of this post gave me a terrible That’s-so-Raven-esque premonition of Ed Sheernan’s next album about his feelings about his male outsider status in Taylor Swift’s friend army called “Exile in Shondaland”

Is that boy in the pic from Melissa & Joey Billy, the teenage boyfriend of the Lisa Vanderpump-esque Hotwife on Hotwives of Orlando?

What in the name of Lindsey Lohan doing Sexy Salem Witch is Vanessa Hudgens wearing?

Also- Picard was not an aristocrat. He was French and came from a vineyard that was decent but his brother clearly worked his ass off and resented Picard for not toiling in the fields all day. Ted Cruz is anti-farming

For some reason when Shatner said he couldn't vote, my first thought was not “Is Shatner not American?" but "Wait, is Shatner a felon?"

Lesbian, Gay, Manatee, Trans

She and Chet Haze are going to make beautifully confused Children some day

Some “straight” guy sidled up to my boyfriend at the flying puck (hockey bar in NYC) and slipped him his card to meet up later cause he was with friends and couldn’t fuck right then. My boyfriend, flabbergasted, replied “uhh, I’m here with my boyfriend”. The guy respode “I don’t do groups) and walked out.

House Plastic, Lords of the Lower Upper East Side, Wardens of Central Park from the Plaza to the MET

she’s on the wierdest PR tour in recent memory right now between this and her story about how Jay Leno didn’t take the time to come over to her and pay homage to her grief when he awkwardly met her gaze across a hotel lobby 2 months after her mother died.

It was 80 god damn degrees in New York City today. How was she not dying in this dress?

When she was touring with Robyn, I saw Kelis, in a tinsel wig and a rainbow spandex jumpsuit, sing “Milkshake” over a remix of Madonna’s “Holiday”. It was possibly the gayest moment of my life.

between the hair, stupid facial expression, and the fish-eyed lens shot, I thought this was just an outtake from an early Green Day video.

I forget, was it him or Versace who gave John Barrowman a giant ass woman’s necklace full of jewels on a yacht back during his modeling/kept boy days?

Can we please get a followup session where we see all the crazy-weird sunburn patterns the idiots wearing intricate see-through dresses get from wearing those outfits all day in the desert?

At least he’s equally awful to both male and female interviewers. I was curious about what would have happened if Lauer did the morning interview instead of Guthrie. Looks like he might have been just as condescending and evasive.

Someone getting PAID, that’s who drinks that crap.

The problem is nothing happened to his face,. all his features stayed the same size as when he was little while his face expanded.