Well, not his full name. Usually he can only make it to “Rick Piti-I’m sorry, that usually never happens”

It helps to have a fucked up name like Rinse Pubis or whatever.

There are a Lotta Reasons to be optimistic about the future, though.

Regarding rising sea levels, your NY illustration shows how the city will look if sea levels rise 60 meters, not how they’ll look in sixty years. If sea levels rise 1m per year for the next sixty years, we’re all fucked, regardless of where we live.

He finished his cigarette, and gave it a flick. The butt caught in the wind and danced for a few feet, but neither noticed. He looked into her eyes. A deep, longing gaze. It was all she could do to resist being taken then and there on the rocks. The ocean breeze added a salty, spicy note to the electricity that was…

Why would Rocket feel the need to give Samer instructions on heating up the jelly donut before he fucks it if he’s assuming Samer already has experience doing so? 

Thank you for participating.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

The Bills have never been to an NFC title game, so that’d be a first.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

Never change, NFL.