But she’s a 90's lovely lady.

The girl is from the 90's

comparing running water to having a smartphone?

Trade it in for a proper car like a Golf R.

I would just keep replacing parts until I had an STI.

Sell it and buy a real car?

Came here for “Immediately trade it in for <any car not resembling fast and furious minivan>“. Did not leave sad. Enjoy your star.

Worked didn’t it?

All of this is wrong. To be a proper Civic owner, you need to:

It is shocking how much more palatable I find the styling when it’s painted white. Somehow it looks a bit less horrific like this. It’s still heavy and slow and wrong wheel drive though, but at least it’s only offensive to my sensibilities and not my actual eyeballs.

Immediately trade it in for a Golf R?

one of only 24 S54 M Coupes in Steel Gray with a Dark Gray/Black interior and a sunroof.

Ironically, the car itself is covered in tumors.

This is post mortem Gawker. If you think it’s unbiased you’ve obviously consumed way to much of the Koolaid.

You should really look up the definition of the word “unbiased”.

Except Mr Starr is not a Gawker washout. If I remember right he was brought on explicitly to replace Mr Rogoway. While Mr Starr is a decent enough writer and his insights into Russia are welcome, his articles do seem like a better fit for Fusion. I think Mr Wetzel is far better at the more technical aspects that I…

This whole thing is like jacking off into a fan for Democrats: It may be temporarily super satisfying, but it’s turning into a real fucking mess.

...claiming an officer would have had to of witnessed the incident to issue a ticket.

I’m one of those 370Z drivers and I always get excited when I see another Z from any generation. I’d totally speed through traffic to get a closer look at your car. Great job on the rebuild. Happy to see everything is going well

Shh, you might scare away the clicks.