I have an idea that may work as a suggestion. If I were somehow to get elected president of the U.S., I would like to turn the entire country into a national park, with all current means of production and commerce becoming branches of the National Park Service. You and everyone you know would have the same employer,…

The worst for me was getting busted for shoplifting while my big sister was supposed to be my “lookout.” I’d got away with it many times, even in the same store where I got caught... but never with an accomplice. I actually had a very easy system of walking out of stores with 10-20 record albums usually, but I won’t…