Any Given Sunday When the Kids are at the Mall

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Saggy Gilmore

In yet another parallel to the feature film Man on Fire, Wallace intends to continue holding the Knicks hostage for $1.3 million.

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I'd imagine that the fax machine destruction scene in Office Space was difficult to watch. How does your central processor handle complex human emotions?

Do you find depictions in films such as Terminator, iRobot, and Wall-E to be offensive?

When did you first become self-aware?

This reminds me of the time State's newspaper reported on freshman guard John Docker's need to find a comfortable fit.

The West Dallas Regional High School science department is pleased to present this year's physics award to the project entitled "Jerry Jones Spoke To Reporters In Front of a Big Naked Cowboy Ass" for its real-world representation of Schrödinger's thought experiment.

Funny coincidence - 'Mamba out' is also how Dwight Howard likes to leave a room when he senses everyone is in the mood for a good laugh.

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+1 tub of L.A. Looks Durahold

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This will be a good match, as "One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces" is a perfect descriptor for a home game in which Kemba Walker is ejected.

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This tweet is eerily similar to when Rush Limbaugh, receiving a ticket to the "Rebirth" tour, thought a forgiving Donovan McNabb was inviting him to a post-9/11 Springsteen concert:

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