Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.

I thought he’d be used to a hotbox by now

I only watched bits of it, but what was with the announcers acting like stats in the game counted? Like when they said that Dozier’s homer was his twentieth of the year?

Someone texted me about deGrom’s inning as I was on the road. When I finally saw it, my first thought was: “I bet they announced tomorrow he tore his rotator cuff in the process.”

deGrom’s performance was just nuts. He was a pitch away from an immaculate inning in an All-Star game. A fucking All-Star game. God damn.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

If he does, I’m sure the response involves “how much money do you make?” and “how often are you on national TV?”

It’s posts like that this where I stare at it for 15 minutes trying to figure out if I am the idiot for not getting the joke or the poster is the idiot for not being able to read.

Yeah man, winning Super Bowls and being the only team to consistently beat the Patriots when it counts must be the worst.

this joke would’ve worked better with The Browns or Jaguars

You can tell this lawyer is a stand-up guy. He says his client makes no excuses, and then he doesn’t thereafter discuss anything that could be considered an excuse, such as the victim striking first, or the victim using a racial slur, or the incident occurring in a bar.

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

I mean, he’s not wrong.

They look like they’re from a commercial starring basketball players, but couldn’t afford the rights fees to use NBA uniforms.

So they took University of Maryland uniforms and just tweaked them a little?

Abby Wambach is complaining? Must be a day that ends in “day”.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

“Back-Channel Conversations”?

Austin Rivers pitches for the Giants?