You know what they say....a crotch grab is worth 140 characters

I wonder if the Sixers put their shorts on the same way...

Rumor has it NBC will be hiring a Wilson specialist for this years Super Bowl:

JR Smith, already giving the pipe.

That headline couldn't be worse, so congrats, you've won today's "Asshole Sitting Behind a Computer" award!

If only he went for it on 4th down...

But Lebron is still the coolest guy in the NBA right? He treats his games like an aged rocker who's playing a farewell tour and his vocals sound like absolute shit.

If the United States entered a pissing match against France, i'd just roll footage of Vince Carter dunking on their countrymen.

Mike Golic thinks Two Broke Girls is the funniest show on television.

Bring it on Tarantelli, i'll be waiting:

Bring it on Tarantelli, i'll be waiting

I'm sure that commentor understands, wherever he is.

Are you shocked that it didn't wind up on ESPN's Breaking News?

Reports state Newton was facetiming with Mayweather...

I never thought i'd be begging for a Kevin Gilbride HB draw from the shotgun

I was expecting a story about his on-going battle with conjunctivitis...

Get her some pads, she's on her period. - FSU AD