First Gear: Honestly, I don’t think “Right to Repair” will be an issue soon.

“tried”

This. 

Never trust a blonde man who can’t get a good haircut.

I like to believe there are some naturally aspiration fans out there besides myself, maybe even product planners at Toyota and Subaru.

pre-2020: That person is wearing a mask in the car? Wow, there must be a really good reason for it.

Said plenty of people who wear them all day. 

I just forget I’m wearing it most of the time

On one hand, you’re right: you can change the wheels. It even comes with the stock ones. On the other hand, the fact that it wears these wheels tells you something about the current owner. And that thing it tells me is that I don’t want this guy’s truck. 

The only people who cared about the name weren't going to buy them anyways. GM could've named it Camaro II and it would've sold just as well. 

1st Gear: Naming conventions be damned the Blazer and Trailblazer are both actually really good vehicles and they are both selling like hot cakes.

I love having a vehicle old enough that my “right to repair” is only governed by other jobs my wife might have waiting for me.

Certainly some Weimar vibes, but I don’t think y’all are quite there yet.

Seems like a DUH news day.

Can’t wait to wrap mine matte green and mount a turret in the bed.

You may call me Master Chief.

The fisherman also went on to catch one of these.

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

No the car didn’t break into pieces, it was ‘rapid unplanned disassembly’

“But I could if I wanted to” should be worked into the Constitution, because it explains so much about the bizarre customs of this country.

Clearly they were on to something, for this is the face of madness...