Three Wayne One?  Wayne in 31?  Three way any... oh, I’m dumb.

Just make 42 of them and don’t share them with any Cricket players.

I wonder if peril sensitive sunglasses can filter out the ugly of these SUV ‘coupe’ things.

The narration absolutely made those stories come alive.  And the narration is also the reason any film adaptation will never replicate that magic.

On a scale of Utah to Germany, how awful?

You beat me to this comment by five minutes. *hat tip*

I believe that Hotblack Desiato may be looking for a new ride, as his old one was stolen at the Restaurant at the End of the universe.

It’s gonna get T-Boned on it’s first night drive, I guarantee it

“4. A show where unstable people are given poorly running cars and are followed until they have a coveted simultaneous mechanical and nervous breakdown on camera.”

Matchbox Men, about the rise of the toy car industry in the 1960s, and the wild times the toy execs had.

Curb Your N-thusiasm, a show in which real people chosen at random compete to see who can parallel park a Veloster N the best. Other driving skills as well.

Braking Badly, in which novices learn to drift.

I Love Lucid,…

Scraps, you say?

“Welcome to Netflix, you’re greenlit, can I help you?”

It’s a Joop thing.

That looks like a bad Chinese knockoff of a Land Rover.

Alternatively : “light up a CEL”

Life Mustang finds a way

I lived in the South for 20+ years. The lack of winter driving skills is legendary down there, but there is a difference in the way they get snow.

Interesting. I was in GA on Interstate 85 years ago when it started snowing. You’d have to squint real hard to maybe see any snow at all on the bone dry and ice free roads, yet everyone was driving super slow and swerving (at what and why I have no idea).

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I had a neighbor with a Rubicon. We had 6 inches of snow (in the South, so no road clearing) and I needed to go to the grocery store, so did his wife.   While he was trying to figure out how to get chains on his jeep, I took his wife to the store, did my shopping and brought her back.  In a FWD sedan on All seasons. …