This is not helping my need for a dumb cheap truck to do dumb cheap truck things in.

Wait, they’ll spend money to engage in a profit-seeking enterprise there?

They’re not being paid $4.5 billion to build it there?

Did I, and Scott Walker, misunderstand how these things are supposed to work?

A Gorilla.

There’s only one way to be sure:

You too can Thranduil.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

“Mary: have you considered incorporating magnets into the production process? I don’t know how they work, but they’re magical little things.”

Here’s the Toyota Supra Face before you’re supposed to see it.

Call me Ichabob, but I’m getting to believe a mid-engine Corvette is the white whale of the auto industry. Just when you think you can go back to carving Scrimshaw, some magazine or website starts yelling “Thar She Blows, it be the Mid-Engine Corvette”.

Worse, Ram just straight up stole the Rebel’s grille from Jake the Adventuretime dog’s face.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

I’m not on Ford or GM’s board of directors, nor do I really care what they do with their business, but what strikes me odd is how often Ford and GM can’t seem to “change with the times” without constantly pulling on the handbrake until the wheels lock up and the whole damn train screeches to a halt in the middle of a…

Just a disclaimer, I will not be purchasing one of these, but all the hot takes claiming this thing won’t sell are frankly bewildering. The fact that anyone would utter Honda Ridgeline in the same sentence as this vehicle completely invalidates any argument against it. I have spoken to quite literally 100+ people who…

Gimme fue, gimme fie gime dabajabazaba, huuuuuuh! 

If they want chimes to get the drivers attention an orchestra is the wrong answer. Playing Slayer or Iron Maiden would be much, much, much better. Or...NWA’s Fuck Tha Police!

A mile from my house in NJ, I was third in line at a light; we were all turning left. The light turned green, the two cars ahead of me went, and then a Prius rolled casually through in front of me. It wasn’t like he was gunning it to beat a stale yellow; he was almost certainly on his phone.

This is the only ‘final edition’ Beetle that is needed

My theory is that there was a generation of cars similar in design language, technology, reliability, etc., that lasted from roughly the mid 90s to the mid 10s. It was the era of “jellybean” design, where due to increased aero and higher fuel economy standards, car design generally converged on an “everything round…

Happy to oblige and somehow make the top of this list.

This is a stunningly beautiful car, but am I the only one driven (excuse the pun) insane over the mismatched wheels? I understand there’s probably functionality behind the design of the front wheel cover, but I think it really takes away from the design. The front wheel looks like a futuristic wheel boot, though even…