It’s not the job of every New Yorker to keep track of fucking Obama’s travel schedule

Actors are so much more likeable when you know nothing about them.

Sure, that’s a fair assessment of Variety. But how about Yahoo?

EVERYBODY SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE.

The skull represents me, who killed himself after his mom called him at work for the 500th time, wondering why her Yahoo! email account isn’t working.