Wrong, you are.

We can be certain that the real killer is a golfer, because OJ spent considerable time searching as many courses as he could.

Judging by that officer’s hair in the background, O.J. was also on trial in the 1970's.

Oh yeah, Edelman definitely wrote this in a response to something his therapist said about how to release a grudge you have been holding for 11 years.

I mean, if the teacher really gave Edelman that advice, they were doing the right thing for him, yes? Anyone’s chances of being a pro athlete are low. Hell, Edelman’s themselves were low: 7th round pick, converted from QB to WR. Those guys usually wash out.

ignore the flesh egg in the background and zoom in on them sweet pinstripes

Dana is the guy who’s always trying to convince his girlfriend to have a threesome...with another dude.

Dana always looks like a guy who shows up for the threesome but ends up jerking off in the corner as the two girls go at it.

White’s there to prove to bros everywhere that, if they really try and find a perfect niche, they can carve out a nice career making money off the brotastic lifestyle.

It could have been worse, al Davis could have listened to lane Kiffin and drafted him instead of purple drank.

Also, Rubio is a good defender.

“He is not a team unto himself, but rather the kind of dude whose effectiveness increases logarithmically as he and his teammates get more familiar with each other.”

I’ve been making the joke that Dana White and Joe Rogan are the same person for a while now. It was only after reading your comment that I realized I’d actually started to believe it. What a Sunday.

I seriously want to understand why you feel this way. It seems like everyone hates the guy but based on his interviews that I have listened to he seems like a humble, down to earth, hard working guy.

So, how is this different from the WWE?

Rogan is such a steroided force of unlikeableness, he makes everything he participates in worse just for being there

Bisbing’s promo sucks

You can’t see it in the video, but Rowdy Roddy Piper hits Bisbing with a chair in the back right after he throws the belt on the mat.

Yes, it’s been a work. Bisping is a textbook heel champ. Disrespectful, snarky, loud-mouthed, tries to weasel out of defenses against legit contenders but cuts promos about how he’ll beat anyone. Whittaker is the classic babyface chasing the heel champion. Nice dude, hard worker, overcomes adversity, does everything…

Vince Russo writes for UFC now?