When the fuck is Mega Basket going to start selling jerseys? All I want is a Jokic in refreshing mint green and pink. Is this too much to ask?

No, but I can imagine Simmons writing a 4-part, 36,000 word series about it maybe happening.

The entire premise of “White Iverson” is the most laughably fucking stupid thing in the world and it gets me so goddamned angry.

And why limit him to Professional Basketball?

The Lions are so bad they made Sanders and Megatron straight up just quit football.


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Johnson’s still only thirty goddamn one!
Calvin should call Belichick, we’ll get him on that TB12 rabbit food and he’ll be loving it all again.

That’s the look of quality right there! You can tell because the lid is gold colored.

Nah dawg. Microbreweries such as Blue Moon, Breckenridge, Terrapin, Leinenkugel, and Saint Archer are what real Coors Field fans drink.

Hmmmm, not very liberal minded of Mr. Chait to want to shut down the free speech of protesters.

“I have a lot of blood and urine. Now if you will excuse me I have to roll these barrels of pee over to my locker and kill a hobo for his blood.”

If only it were 2006, someone would’ve called a foul on Dirk Nowitzki for him.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

West Virginia (along with pretty much most of the rural midwest and south) should just be deemed as “unincorporated USA.”

I have a feeling that Princeton Day School is one of those renowned private schools. Could be a big piece of the puzzle.

I agree. It’s also super lazy. Why not write about why black lives matter or why the BLM movement is important. A hashtag means nothing and it means even less if you just repeat it 100 times with no context.

So you expect him to be top 5 in scoring, tops in assists and be an elite rebounder at the 3 without expecting him to take some dip on defense. All this while averaging 37 minutes a game and being on pace to play 82. That’s unrealistic.

It’s almost as if he’s more vested in an individual award than team success. I wish there was a word that could describe that. I hope some of the sports journalists out there will let us know.

LOL TOM! You act like the Rockets have a real shot of coming out of the west. Harden is playing for the only thing he has a shot at winning - the MVP.

He just doesn’t wanna admit that he can’t do his cookin celebration anymore with that bad wrist, otherwise The Based God wins.

And that is why in my shop we don’t buy Lexmark crap. Toner more expensive than gold (or possibly platinum) dust, cartridges designet do fall apart as soon as the toner runs out and a fucking chip keeping tabs on you. It’s as is Ford made you sign an agreement to fill your car with Ford gasoline only at Ford gas…

I have a friend from Barcelona and he HATES being called Spanish.