border patrol has to patrol the whole border. all the borders. all the time. even the boring ones like montana. nobody is really trying to cross up there, so you gotta just harass a buncha messicans if you want a good performance review

ask and ye shall receive. To be honest this guy’s delivery is already good. If he polished it up a little bit he might have a winning standup routine.

so he was accused of rape years ago. So was Kobe, and now he wins an Oscar. A legitimate EGOMVP threat. Now Matt Patricia, who played center for a small school, got an engineering degree and turned down a high paying engineering job for an entry level coaching gig, worked his way up, can’t be HC of a dumpster fire…

Having worked some time at the FDA I can assure you all that “Government funding for Ebola research” would just be flushed down the money toilet (as long as it was kept in house). Because the government organizations are so dysfunctional and many of the staff and researchers are so apathetic, it basically takes a full…

I’d say that NFL teams should just hire strippers but strippers would ask to be paid for all this sex work

he never was varsity material

yeah but Melo and Matt Harvey fight crime in their spare time

yeah it is hard to watch that clip and picture him anywhere else but the defensive line .... but dude is 6'8" which is OL territory. I can’t picture someone who used to destroy smaller rugby people settling into a pass blocking career.

i was disappointed this was not alex mack from nickelodeon

“People get mad at me when I say the best tacos are in Denmark and the best Pizza is in Japan and the best sushi is in Capetown and the best Lutefisk is in Montevideo, but I just tell them ‘fuck you im david chang and im right’ then i eat some Budweiser and burgers until i fall asleep” — David Chang

More distinguishable careers: Eric Bledsoe from Eric Gordon, or Ray Felton from Ty Lawson?

Thibs wishes MANAGEMENT INTERFERENCE didn’t stop him from starting Taj Gibson over KAT

“Bob, did you know that Patriots slot receiver Mac Mclung is actually one of the best basketball players on the team? I’m not sure why, but for me he seems to combine the gritty, sneaky athleticism of Danny Woodhead with the precise route running ability of Chris Hogan”

I would like to buy this car for cocaine runs I do down to Miami.

yeah he’s been leading the league in spicy meatballs since the allstar break

I look forward to this guy playing WR or RB for the Patriots in 2020

is it true that philip seymour hoffman has a career 3pt % equal to that of Fultz at this point?

yeah but pre-jump why does his right knee bend to his left rather than towards the basket? When he pushes up out of his shooting stance he is already going to have some misalignment . Once his body is out of alignment his arms and brain has to try and compensate in the opposite direction which is going to make his %…

This controversy reminds me a lot of the hand-wringing we had over radio consolidation into Clear Channel during the Bush 2.0 era. Looking back it seems like it was really just consolidation of a maturing/dying industry into something that could eke out more profits via economy of scale. At the end of the day,…

<shakes head> — hoodie melo