If he really wanted to play, could he request a D-league assignment to showcase his talents to potential trade partners?

a moped for every man woman and child. cars BANNED

The original Blade Runner performed poorly. Not sure why the remake would go gangbusters.

Did Forest Gump have polio?

Young Tony Allen

Although, in my understanding many people dispose of their unwanted cars by parking them somewhere they are likely to get towed and eventually auctioned for scrap. My friend’s dad had an old minivan with no side mirrors and a broken spedometer and I heard he just left it in Newark and walked away. Another friend…

Its like they expect “being a staff writer on Girls” to be the modern equivalent to “being a fit and trim airline pilot” in the 1960s

Roy Moore and guys like this seem like the type of viewers who watched Braveheart and then, after the “prima nochte” scene, thought to themselves “time to get into politics”

Hakeem and Ralph Sampson??? Never “great” but good enough to make the finals once.

I’m worried they will confiscate all of his royalties from EccoJams Vol. 1, a really influential album of his.

also I didn’t know sarah huckabee sanders was a smoker

feel like they should auction off naming rights for that BMI dump. “congratulations you’ve been awarded the Jimmy Johns honorable discharge, you may exchange your VMA benefits for a 1 sandwich a week card”

“they did a naughty bad bad”

So if we just keep an armory where registered militiamen can store their guns and defend the USA against Red Dawn, and ban all other guns, then 2A is satisfied???

Hope will get the start over Wondolowski in the World Cup’s NIT equivalent.

The bounty is that if they play really well they get good contracts and don’t get released.

The typical Saints D would get SHREDDED by crappy quarterbacks. Especially inexperienced quarterbacks without much scouting video would have stake their “encouraging early career game” against the Saints D and they would lose these “trap games”. The fact the Saints D can at least fuck up some shitty QBs is a huge step…

It was only a few weeks ago Vaccaro was benched and on the trading block??

“for every player that kneels, I will drown 1 kitten and 1 puppy” — Jerry Jones

Their the kind of people that would board your merchant vessel and take all your valuables and then get back on their boat and leave.