tldr; Neymar replacement likely to be less good than Neymar but still pretty good

Tom Brady’s CPU is programmed to stand for the national anthem, and is strictly forbidden from kneeling). (#funfact Tom Brady is a robot who escaped Westworld and was subsequently reprogrammed by Bill Belicheck to PLAY THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY)

Yes I’m sure the son of a confederate general who rises to state governorship was just a total non-racist.

I think it is more of a liability issue at this point. The gun-totin Texan version of Charlottesville would be too real

yes, civil war era Georgia. truly a hotbed of scientific innovation. it is indeed a slippery slope, someday all the statues of civil war era, Georgia-based, apolitical scientists will unfairly be brought down.

He used LeBron’s barber

Glad that Adam Scott will get a role in the upcoming Trump movie

Dany is really going to Barnes-Fisher-that woman this thing with the 3 dragons y’all

is this basically a deal where the Knicks thought they were getting a Young Tim Hardaway, and everyone knows run TMC was cool ???

LONZO BALL IS A SPOON AND JAYSON TATUM IS A KNIFE

The Knicks have no choice but to go all-out for Chauncey Billups (to start at PG next season)

He could be the first (official) GM-player combo ... he already exerted significant back channel influence vis a vis his inflated contract

Bigger bust so far, Fultz or Ball? We’ll be shouting about it for the next 30 mins on FOXSPORTS

if my #1 was getting his ankle broken playing bad defense on a routine 2-step move I’d hide him on the bench too #elite #taek

see kids, this is why you don’t do bath salts on airplanes...

Sixers really shoulda picked Durant over Embiid

This part of the Process is called “breaking ankles and faces with a now-routine two-step move”. Embiid’s 5th-metatarsal snapped just watching the play. Don’t worry sixers fans — this isn’t the same foot he broke last time — its the one he broke the time before that.

More players should take cues from Lebron and Jordan and sign up for the June summer league. It’s a little thing we WINNERS like to call the NBA FINALS. Even role players like Robert Horry really made a name for themselves in this exclusive, two-team summer league.

w8rs

When you put Jack in the Box and Frito Pie over fame, rings, and money — anything is possible