"I'm not paying a lot of money for this haircut!"

John Ratzenberger as the guard Big Boo beats up?

I thought the boattail Buick Riviera was sharp, so I'm actually envious of this guy.

Sixhead. That could be rented out as billboard space.

In 30 Rock parlance, a two-fer.

Everyone knows you go to barns to buy dresses!

AK hit on my friend's wife unsuccessfully.

The AC/DC catalog is now available on iTunes.

The night was slutty?

I'm torn—putting out the Christmas letter this year is really gonna be a bitch.

First day of school and Todd doesn't have tying his shoes mastered?

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Why bother to post the cartoon above when you've cropped out the two things that make it funny?
S. Gross deserves better than that.

Kangaroos.

When taunted by rival schools, was "Eat Me!" the standard response?

It makes me inexplicably happy that the one place you have been reliably posting comments has been in the F&G reviews, T_f_AD.

As Liz Lemon put it, "I have to go talk to some food about this."

One of the kings in FFT had a hackey jester called Million Laughs Charlie.

I tried to explain to the step-father of a twenty two year old woman what a pity fuck was when he was complaining about her behavior with her "loser friends".

You becoming woman now, Con junior.  You have real emotions.  You see Titanic on right day, it blow you away!