You don't love and appreciate me and my body of work in the exact way I want you to!

Dickie looks like he sleeps on a pillow that secretes hair gel.

Thereby supporting Chevy's theory that the writing is lazy…

Well, as long as the "ironing" is delicious…

You got the order right, though.  Kudos!

"Hey Sharon, I had a sub sandwich for lunch."

There's a new face in the morning for you, on UHF channel 47, in Casper Wyoming!

Betty Page.  I love brunettes.

Now he's in a position to meet John Lennon and say, "I'll show you blisters on my fingers, asshole…"

Kudos to you, @avclub-c09a410310640a9c23a1f3be56e6a085:disqus.   How many meters in altitude?  (Too lazy to Google it….)

Finished Young Adult on Thursday, and watched Martha Marcy May Marlene Saturday night.  Definitely agree it would improve on more viewings, but not sure it's compelling enough to go through again, with so many other things I'd rather see first.  Also cranked through about eight episodes of season two of The Wire.

Graham Norton gay…

"I tried to get my wife to talk to me in that accent, but she can't do accents and doesn't like me."

Soccer blue!

You use the most advanced and nuanced hieroglyphics I've seen from a caveman.

Excuse me, but Nancy Grace makes me think she was given alcohol, drugs, led to the bathtub and then held under water. 

Proops is an acquired taste.  The voice, delivery, and the way he bags on an audience are things I can see being really off-putting.  I think I enjoy the fact he doesn't sound like everyone else and has no problem mouthing off about things that piss him off.

A pineapple milkshake?

Her mugging after she delivers those stupid lines is what pushes it into really obnoxious territory.

I'm embarrassed that I totally understand this.  Sigh…