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I've been wondering that myself. At 27, I prefer Anna, and I know younger me would have too. She is the one that does everything, Elsa just makes everything icy at the beginning and then de-ices everything at the end, but for the bulk of the movie she doesn't do much.

Can we file this one away with the Great Pubic Hair Debate? As in, let's stop talking about it. I know men don't understand my turquoise eyeliner, OK? I've known ever since that survey in Seventeen magazine nearly two decades ago that told me that guys don't "understand" purple nail polish. I'm wearing purple nail

I think it's the poorly laid out workbook—#5 should be on the next line, but it's right next to #4, and it makes it look like one long, complicated problem. That would be confusing for a kid. Hell, it was confusing to me until I realized what was going on with it.

The real problem with #4 is that whoever formatted the page put #5 on the same line when each question had its own line before that point. Sloppy editing can and will lead to confusion.

I definitely saw an anus in number four as well (maturity!) but the entire rant seemed pretty frustrated with the difficulty of the assignment, so I was responding to that.

I think the joke there is that it looks like an anus.

I kind of don't see an issue either. I attended some classes in France (and took courses from French professors in under grad and grad school), and they were the easiest courses I ever took because all they required was rote memorization. On tests, if I literally repeated back to them word-for-word what they had

I am moved to throw a brick in his direction. Does that count?

Because they are so oppressed!
Are you not moved by his tale of old white man slavery?

Where is Esmeralda?

Tiana was totally a real princess! They say it directly, and it's what broke the curse! Either these chicks didn't pay attention to the movie, or they don't think a black American chick could be a princess.

I hear Disney has really high standards for their theme park actors, and high standards for customer service. A lot of girls try out for the princess parts, so you have to be pretty damn hardcore to get it.

But giving up your entire world and voice for a man you once caught a glimpse of will keep you in the top five.

Or Anika Noni Rose, her voice actress, who I think looks just like her.

True story. We went to Disney World a couple years ago. They have a "storybook dinner" at Epcot where while you eat, each of the famous Disney princesses come around and spend a few minutes with each kid in your family. Believe me when I say it was worth every damn penny. My daughter was never so excited in her

Is it because she didn't marry the Beast in the film? Because the Beast is a prince, so if they eventually got married, she'd totally be a princess.

My kid loved that movie and when she was four she wanted to be Jane for Halloween. Even though the movie was recent, there were NO Jane costumes. We even went to Disneyland in September and they have Tarzan's freaking Treehouse and no Jane apparel.

Oh my god, this came up 2 days ago when I took my (3 year old) daughter to a playdate where the other girls had all brought their princess dresses and the moms were talking about their daughter's respective favorite princess. I apologized for not bringing a dress-up dress, I didn't know that was a Thing, and said "We

It's always Disney Princess week on Jezebel.

who is anna? And pft kids these says know nothing! Snow White is the most *boring* princess. She cleans...or fun. At least cinders has talking mice and some kick ass shoes. #teammulan (not a princess,but badass)