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YET ANOTHER FORM OF PROOF THAT WAFFLES ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY TO PANCAKES.

I feel really privileged as well.

Oh, I tend to hoard money, too! "That looks kind of nice, but I really don't need it..." is often the main thought in my head when I go shopping with the intention of buying something. Needless to say, I tend to return from shopping trips empty handed. Which actually paid off recently when I was met with a large and

Exactly. My allowance was small so I learned to save it up to buy things like toys, since I quickly realized that while candy may be tasty, I got more and longer lasting enjoyment out of something that wouldn't be gone in minutes. I sometimes still spend impulsively, but my default behaviour is to save up since that's

And they learn to decide if it's worth it to buy things they want or to keep their money incase they want something else.

I was taught to make financial decisions with the money I earned helping my parents in their home business. I get the concept, I just still think it's odd to pay them for what will essentially become a day to day task in their adulthood.

Hey I get it. Rich kids have to be incentivized too. I just can't believe that is the average. Us poors are more numerous at least. ;-)

Any my mom probably wonders why I don't talk to her. Jokes about "built in babysitter" to the three younger siblings from her second marriage, doing all the laundry and most of the cooking for a family 0f 6 and many other fun things would be why. Yep pretty fucking shitty.

My parents had that attitude, and all of us kids knew it. We were only tolerated, and we were basically servants. Pretty fucking shitty. And my dad wonders why we all have such crappy self esteem.

This: "It's almost as if we're thanking a boy for doing chores while expecting them from girls." It seems to me to carry throughout life. Women do the grunt work and put in the hours, but guys get more praise just for showing up.

My parents were nothing if not fair. My younger brother and I each got a $5.00 allowance when we turned 7, and each had to bank $2.50, give 50 cents to church or charity, and could spend the remaining $2.00 on what we wanted. We also got similar presents for years (we both received cabbage patch dolls the same year,

There isn't a dark black person in America that hasn't wished that. Especially seeing how much better mixed race and lighter skinned folk get treated and respected on account of the lighter skin.

You've never seen a woman more excited to be alive. Excited, but not sweaty.

Pretty sure that a million dollar bail means he isn't getting community service. They are prosecuting him.

A husband prefers a wife who will wipe his bottom after a bowel movement; the caressing touch of his wife is more appealing than his own gruff hands, made hard from a day toiling in the fields. A man looks to his wife to be his comfort and caregiver in any and all situations, even the most intimate; as such she

At least your dealers are all of above-average attractiveness?