Oh I have a few off the top of my head!
“Wow, like, I can’t tell if your eyes are creepy or pretty! They’re kinda like a cross between a vampire’s eyes and a husky.” To add to it, huskies have blue eyes, my eyes are light green...

Some of the questions are confusing:

So how did that pan out with your family when they figured it out?

It’s not just strange, it’s often cruel. If you are vegan/vegetarian and can’t handle feeding an animal meat products, get a rabbit or guinea pig or something. Your cats and dogs are carnivores, they don’t get to make a “lifestyle” decision to not eat meat.

He should be charged with animal cruelty. Dogs require meat, it’s what all those canines are for...

I had a friend who did that. It was her way of covering up her eating disorder (“I can’t eat that, I’m vegan. Or I can’t eat that I’m celiac”) She was not celiac. Very sad because this sort of thing has been so normalized that it took a long time for people to realize something was wrong...

Sounds like the problem is your friends are jerks, not that they are vegan. I’m not vegan (just vegetarian) but a lot of my friends are vegan, none of us have any interest in converting/proselytizing (I came to my own decision about supporting factory farms, environmental impact, etc. and other people can come to…

You realize that by shaming him for his teeth, you’re also shaming other people who don’t have perfect smiles...

British people actually have better/healthier teeth than Americans (probably that whole free healthcare thing), they just aren’t as big on teeth whitening.

That’s the difference between producing art you don’t like (writing the f***** word on a cake) and selling something to someone based on age/race/gender/sexual orientation/etc.

I wish she would just stop with all the photoshop…This book cover picture is pretty extreme...

It was bad for him in particular. Especially considering how he said he gained weight (basically binging on cheeseburgers). And it is rapid weight/gain loss that is unhealthy, particularly yo-yo-ing between weights.

Make him smoke outside if he doesn’t quit...

It depends on location. In the south/southeast, it is typically cheap. But, in the Northeast, $8-11 per pack.

Great, way to stigmatize people who overcome a very difficult addiction:

Yeah I get having trouble with accents, I struggle with them myself (even ones from within the US). My issue was the submitter assuming they had difficulty with English.

Nope, the server heard “boot fallowing” instead of buffalo wing. I just took issue with the submitter saying that they had poor English, I doubt they would say an Australian had poor English because they struggled with understanding their accent. They would have been more likely to mention it being an accent issue.

Plenty of abused people don’t molest, that’s no excuse.

Umm, Ghana’a official language is English. While they may have had accents, I highly doubt the diplomats grasp of their official language was poor...

My dad is the captain of a tug and barge that transports petroleum around the world. He is given a box of drug tests along with pre-paid shipping labels. He is then requested to mail in a drug test every couple of months. My dad isn’t doing drugs, but that’s clearly a “let’s check the box that we tried” method right…