Hair is a remarkably important icon for black culture in America. When Don Imus talked about “nappy-headed hoes”, part of the reason that was so offensive was that hair has been a cultural touchstone for the black community, and using it as a cudgel to bludgeon black people is abhorrent when you look at the context.…

It appears bagels also make people hyper aggressive.

Bullshit. You open your mouth wide to suck all that dick, a bagel shouldn’t be a problem.

You’re a monster.

When you used to be able to get a bottle of Pappy 15 for around $70 I felt it was fair. I haven’t seen a bottle in the wild in almost a decade, and knowing the market, I think it’s well overpriced. What sucks is that folk caught on to the fact that WL Weller is off brand Pappy and the price on that went from $13 a…

Oh yeah, that .545 lifetime record against the Lions, you burned me

Sizzling.

Sure, there may be some errors, but you still what he’s trying to say.

Wasn’t all the hate for RGIII in DC basically cause he has a white wife? Every skins fan I know would complain he had an “uppity” attitude which I always took to mean “didn’t know his place” when white folk talk about black men.

*You mean Xanax

Agreed. I guilt bought it since I feel like I read Magary’s stuff so much that I owe him a bit of support (I know, I’m a hero), but I really enjoyed it.

That’s medium heat at best. You’ve got to go way bigger. Like “The NBA should ban free agency in response to Durant.” Then find a way to make it really obvious you think black people should be slaves without actually saying it. You’re not going to summit Mount Take without adding some dog-whistle racist shit.

But, what about tucked into the back of your collar?

Also, that part about Griffin walking to the blackboard.