Well. Elizabeth Bennett also denied her relationship with Mr. Darcy to Lady Catherine de Bourg. So there.

*channels Adultosaur*

New Romantics is the best fucking song of this album (despite all the good songs) and the fact that it is a bonus track either shows the genius of Ms. Swift or was a questionable choice on multiple levels. Either way, go back and listen to it, your ears will thank you.

If you took out Welcome to New York, Bad Blood, and How You Get The Girl, this would've been a much more cohesive album.

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You know, there are SO many shots of men in low-slung pants/board shorts with the whole hips-and-muscle-y V thing happening on their lower torso. They're definitely on the covers of magazines like that, sometimes. This isn't different. At all.

When I was 13, my parents were on their way home from Vegas and wouldn't be back until after 4:00 AM. My brother, who was 17, knew he would be in trouble when they got home, because he had crashed my mom's car when they were gone. He decided to go out on his last night of freedom, and I stayed home. A couple of his…

literally every time i get a wax i think of the missy lyrics "phone before you come i need to shave my chocha"

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

This freaks me out thinking about internal organs, and I don't even have a colon.

That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

you might even say it was "CLASSIC."

Drew, I don't know where you're getting this stuff about girls being fastidious. My 10 y/o daughter is like a feral Viking.

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

When you're paraphrasing Michael Scott, it's time to shut the fuck up.

Look at you, all high and mighty, not beating women and not throwing stuff through plate glass windows. La-di-da, aren't we fancy!

I feel compelled to point out that this is not even the first of the Kardashian clan to be on the show: Kris Humphries had a small but funny bit part in Season 2.

they are both stunning, charming girls and i love that they're being sporty and girly but like

You are missing the avocado toast. WHERE IS THE ARTFUL AVOCADO TOAST?