Hmm, how about smushing your face against the microphone while telling a story about the family dog peeing on the rug?

Austyn Jett Rose: [calls Jay Cutler’s kids worst babies in sports]

Thank you for using the correct spelling of turrible

Bravo. You get a star and a clapping Rock for your brother

I bet Shaq could still toss Barkley’s fat ass out the front door, Uncle Phil style.

I love when people double down on bad takes.

I always liked Shaq, but now, now I love him. He’s like Barkley, but with rings and a conscious.

listen to his cadence. he stopped after he said it because he thought that it would get a chuckle out of everyone. it was a joke that landed turribly flat.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio

Yeah. And which one was he aiming for? Didn’t hear him call the shot.

I nominate myself for dumbest person in the world. I was staring at the hoop in the middle and it took three times for me to see that there were other hoops.

This is amazing.

ok the trailer itself creeps the hell out of me so to cleanse my palate i’ll be watching this all afternoon

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

This cannot be said enough.

After the election, I figured “he’ll be indicted/impeached/assassinated by members of his own party by August 1, 2017.” After not even ONE WEEK, I’m thinking more like April 1st.