I like it. But I’m subtracting half a point because, as a lady Deadspinner, I’m probably one of the only people here who knows that Tampax only makes tampons, not pads. If you had said Always or Kotex it would have been perfect. Pure poetry.
Top 5 comments all time.
“If it’s getting hot in here, then take off all your pads. This is Bob Costas for Tampax.”
“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”
NFL Dress Code rules clearly being overseen by Groundskeeper Willie:
I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…
Would it help to just find out now that it didn’t have any meaning? For anyone?
Can we launch a search & rescue mission to save Katie Nolan from FS?
+100 to myself because you don’t make the rules
+1 to myself for spelling “pirouette” correctly without looking it up or using autocorrect
When I get kicked in the ankle, I too perform a pirouette before falling. That’s how I know that guy was really injured.
+ 1 triple lutz
My goodness, did the guy he savagely attacked at least get the Bronze for Figure Skating?
To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.
I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.
Surely it’d be titled “nuffink, mate”?
I have PTSD just reading your comment.
My students chose 7 Years as their song for our end of the year concert. I have PTSD.