But is it gluten-free?

Emile Hirsch

Most fucking awesome gif in the history of the universe!

I've never seen the movie, but I'll join the party!

I find him so bafflingly attractive.

Totally thought it was a shirt advertising Macy's.

They had lots of signs though. That's how you know they're serious.

You're right, I'm not sure how I missed that.

I actually think "Olive Garden" and "Outback Steakhouse" kind of sound like stripper/prostitute names, too. And possibly "T.G.I.F."

When I was a kid, I always thought their trademark chili logo was a carrot. In other news, I was a very dumb kid.

I once saw a couple remove their toddler's pants before the food arrived at Red Lobster. So, I guess it's a mixed bag?

Jan likes Chili's.

Imma let you finish, but Red Lobster is the tits. I'm monogamous as hell and my man and I love the Lobster. Even for special occasions! It started as irony, but now, when he gets that look in his eye, I know we're just two exits away from a faceful of cheddar biscuits.

You made me do a weird choke/smirk/laugh. I appreciate it!!

bahaha although, that might make for a particularly thick and difficult load to swallow, amirite?!