Easily my favorite Stefon moment. No one else but Hader could pull that off and make it hilarious. No one, I tell you!

I send Celery Man to my brother on a weekly basis and it only gets better with age...much like Paul Rudd.

This was actually my first thought as well. It would be disgusting if this came from a man about an underage girl and I don’t think women get a free pass here. C’mon, Jen...do better!

Every couple is different, I guess. My parents were engaged after two months of dating and have been happily married for almost 40 years now. I, on the other hand, think that is completely bat-shit and am content just living with my BF of 4 years... #ToEachTheirOwn

Was about to post something similar. I follow him on Instagram for the sole reason of watching him “train” with his tiny furry pooch. The videos of them doing “sprints” is my personal favorite...

“Strip Tetris” is a GREAT band name!

Bikram Choudhury is the Harvey Weinstein of Martin Shkrelis

I use the reusable Keurig filters which I would argue are less wasteful than a regular pot as you don’t use those paper filters. Also because I’m not making an entire pot at a time, I use far less coffee and find that I don’t go through it as fast as with my regular pot. Full disclosure though: on the weekends, my…

The look on McConnell’s face set to the announcer screaming “Stone Cold!” repeatedly is the stuff dreams are made of!

What’s even stupider is that President The Rock will be the 2nd POTUS to have been stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Marinate on THAT!

That shirt sounds like something I should own like yesterday!

“Jeez Jon, lighten up. I guess that’s just nacho bag, baby.”

He could win 12 Grand Slams in a row and this would still me by absolute favorite Tiafoe moment.

Jesse Pinkman?

+1 for the Seinfeld reference

Wait, is that last one Michael Bublé? I need answers!

Basically if Cersei had an Ebay account...

How I felt about the show which admittedly, I could only get a few episodes through before needing to cleanse my pallet with Game of Thrones reruns...

God bless you!

I really hope you created that kinja handle JUST for this comment thread. That’s some next level shit!