+1 grassy knoll nut shot

YES! THIS! I have been saying that for years! I’ve had tall guys with tiny peens and short guys with big peens but the one constant is that a big nose almost ALWAYS means a big peen and sadly, vice-versa.

Just hearing his voice is making me tear up...he will be greatly missed.

I wouldn’t worry, Roger...clearly you’re not going hungryyyyyyyyy.

God bless you for this...and for your kinja handle.

Can this be considered “low brow” if it is 1000% accurate? I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you!

Ben Affleck is a Kentucky fan?

This made me laugh way too hard...I’m ashamed. #PleatedGenes

Thankfully we only have to get these every three years now but man these are no fun. MUCH better than cancer though. Not even close!

I’ve seen this before and it remains to this day the BEST blooper reel of anything or anyone EVER!

It’s when my deep and unrequited love for Kevin Kline was solidified. If only he’d wear his glasses!

That show is crazy! Honestly what even compels someone to try it just once other than possible suicidal thoughts?

Shudder* (I’ll blame this one on it almost being Friday...ALMOST)

I once saw some show (My Strange Addiction or something of the sort) where a girl was legit cleaning out her vag with a toothbrush and bleach or bleach cleaner of some sort. I’m shuttering just thinking about it now!!

She hit the nail on the head saying it’s self cleaning because it is. Every gyno I’ve gone to has said mild soap (dove/olay) and water is all you need. Anything more sounds like an itchy nightmare waiting to happen!

“Sent from my U.S. Cellular® Smartphone”

My boyfriend does this on almost every one of his family group texts (which I’m also on) and the first time he did it I thought he was being kind of a dick but looking at it now, it’s one of the reasons I love him so. I love his family but Christ they’re exhausting!

Truly excellent gif work here!

+1 for +1ing yourself

Ivanka?!