“It’s a sort of valid pettiness that I strive for.”

I was in orchestra (violin)...

Agree to disagree. Shirtless Jim 4 eva!

This is the best and most believable conspiracy theory I’ve ever had the honor of reading!

I’m so happy it’s been on lately (both Spike and CMT). I have to watch it every time. Marisa Tomei is everything I want to be in life in this movie!

MCV has been on cable a lot lately and I respect the hell outta you for referencing it in this week’s crossword...

Proud of you all!

I respect your honesty. I’ll eventually cave. I’m a sucker for a man with effeminate features...

NOOOOO!!!! You can’t give in, Ellie!

...me too... :(

A woman after my own heart!

Please...he only had like two shots!

What type of wizardry IS this?!?!?!?

It’s like you’re inside my head! All the stars!

The dish soap/vinegar fly killer is the most magical thing I’ve ever experienced! I remember our neighbor telling my mom about it after she complained about fruit flies so we tried it and were in shock over how well it worked. I still do it to this day! God bless vinegar/baking soda/coconut oil/etc!!!!

Yes! Vinegar and/or baking soda are miracle products when it comes to clothing stench!

Baking soda! I actually like to soak my yoga pants (and unmentionables) in warm water with baking soda pre-wash and have found it to work like a gem!

“Planned Parenthood blames “toxic masculinity” (whatever that means.) It’s hard to believe how stupid some of these people are.”

Can I write in a vote for Luke Walton please? What a great sports baby he is!

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.