Mine too! I had to block her from my posts but she can still see my Instagram uploads so she has to like and comment on them all. Get a life, Sharon!!!

There is already a sequel in the works. Mom friends all my friends on Facebook and comments on EVERYTHING. THE HORROR!!!!

I don’t know...I personally think golf is in an excellent place right now...

As long as your brought Drew Magary with you, I’m 100% ok with this.

Writing HR to tell them I need a new chair...and that they should probably burn this one. #ChrisHemsWoke

I’m sorry but there’s a better chance I have a fetus fertilized by Olivier Rousteing’s growing in my abdomen than there is of him being the father of North West.

It’s original and can only be topped by his wokeness!

Even if it is just a way for him to interact with the ladies, I’ll take “guy who isn’t creeped out by my period and packs heat in his fanny pack” over “guy who tells me I’m hot” EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

Everything...it means everything.

You had me at, “Girl, you Gucci!” Bae!!!

I’m only 5 seconds into this video and already think that the Menard’s commercial that preceded it is better. Plus you can save big money there...

Of course, this has since come out as an April fool’s joke but still nice to know that The Critic is doing well for himself.

I looked it up and his current net worth hovers around 12 million...so not too shabby!

Damn it! When you’re right, you’re left!

Thank you! I say this all the time and people try to correct me but it’s like, “nah, bruh...I meant to say ‘goat’. Why don’t you mind your own beeswax and make sure your goat is afloat!”

Since losing his medical license in 2010, Wakefield has built a career from claiming that he is the only person telling the truth about vaccines, and that his truth is being silenced by powerful corporate interests.

Ugh, who do you have to bang at corporate to get them to add that shit?!

Great! I’ll be over with wine coolers and Doritos around 7:00 tonight! ;)

I had the same train of thought. To each their own...whatever floats your goat but does Jon really have that much money to be considered a “sugar daddy”? Also I miss The Critic...

“Are you scared of falling, Emma?”