Don’t sell yourself short! “Fake” redhead is still redhead and I accept your high-five with the utmost solidarity and approval.

There are some folks who say that we have no souls...and ginger hating is an actual thing that exists http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Right?!?!

Remember when R. Kelly was Bumpin’ and Grindin’ and not Peein’ and Video-tapin’? I do...those were the days!

To be fair, it was my brother’s wedding and not mine. I’m sure his wife felt differently, but I was in the front row like:

One of the groomsmen decided to give my brother (the groom) a lap dance to “Bump n’ Grind”. The elders in the room were not impressed. I was drunk enough to appreciate it fully though...

Aaaaaand I’m dead. Thank you, kind stranger...because let’s face it, I OBVIOUSLY have a shot with him!!!

Who cares how tall Jon Snow is?! He likes redheads and eating box so in my eyes, he’s perfection!

This wig tho...

Is it weird that I agree with her 1000% on this? What’s going on in this world where I believe Miley Cyrus is giving sound advice?! Somebody hold me...

C. Thomas Howell...and he will win all the awards for his convincing portrayal!

Paula is the best. THE BEST!!!

Love him! This will forever be my favorite Norm McDonald moment in history...(sorry for the shitty quality)

You can tell he studied at Julliard. Bravo, thespian of cinema!

This is how I felt about that quote...

Awful lot of white folks here...

I can only hope my little Roo McClanahan would do the same...

There there...

Is Drew Magary’s Chopped shirt framed at Deadspin HQ? Asking for a friend...